The following is a list of UNTRUE things my boyfriend has told various cashiers in our small town about me.
- I just stole a candy bar.
- I steal candy from needy children.
- I have a drinking problem.
- I have to rush home and do some meth.
- I hate Asians.
- My sister (I have no sister) was in a terrible car accident and had to have her leg amputated and I had been out of town caring for her. (Used in an attempt to avoid a late fee at the video store.)
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